So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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