Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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