nut hugger
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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