we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
