i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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