The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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