Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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