Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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