i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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