Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
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I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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