the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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