nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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