Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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