your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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