Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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