$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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