i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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