But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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