I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
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I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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