i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
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My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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