i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
We don't watch enough power rangers
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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