Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
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Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
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The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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