if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Do vagina's smell?
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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