There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Porn is love you can see.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I looked at my own cervix.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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