And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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