Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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