was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
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