hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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