that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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I love how my cats smell like pot.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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