it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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