so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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