Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
