ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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