Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Randomize
