would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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