That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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