I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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