i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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