Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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