belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
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She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
how drunk are you?
Several
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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