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I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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