This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
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Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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