I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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