I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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