David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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