do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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