I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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