If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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