dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
