No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
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There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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