Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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