You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
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Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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