trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Just pee around me
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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