He asked to "fluff my boner.."
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup